Ten of the weirdest ever sex questions answered

Ever had a sex question you’ve felt too uncomfortable to ask? You’re not alone. To avoid awkwardness, many Brits have been turning to the internet for help.

Our recent research trawled through some of the sex-related searches people in Britain have asked Google. Looking through the list, you can perhaps understand why they didn’t want to ask them in person!

You can read ten of the most bizarre queries below. The last one is particularly unusual!

Q. “Can a girl get pregnant if a boy touches her breast with mouth”

A. No, definitely not.

Q. “Can u get pregnant from sperm in toilet water splash”

A. No.

Q. “How to identify a virgin by walking”

A. You can’t.

Q. “Why do I sneeze when I think dirty”

A. Dr. Mahmood Bhutta, an ENT surgeon working in the UK National Health Service, and a Research Fellow at the University of Oxford, said:

“It certainly seems odd, but I think this reflex demonstrates evolutionary relics in the wiring of a part of the nervous system called the autonomic nervous system.

“This is the part beyond our control, and which controls things like our heart rate and the amount of light let in by our pupils. Sometimes the signals in this system get crossed, and I think this may be why some people sneeze when they think about sex.”

Q. “How much sex does a man need”

A. There is no answer to this.

Q. “What happens if you put food up your bum”

A. You could potentially poison your body as the food would bypass your liver, which usually neutralises any potency. You also risk inflaming the tissue inside and around the rectum.

Q. “How to sexually arouse a 70 year-old woman”

A. While a sex drive may reduce in someone’s later years, the need for intimacy never wanes. Older people are generally more experienced in the bedroom and know what they do and don’t like, so just ask them! The best beds for romping are of course our super kings to allow for lots of action!

Q. “Can you get pregnant by kissing while on your period”

A. No, kissing can never lead to pregnancy on its own, regardless of the time of month.

Q. “Can sperm go through jeans and get you pregnant”

A. Very, very unlikely, but maybe consider birth control methods if you’re worried.

Q. “Can you get pregnant by kissing a potato”

A. No, of course not.

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