Eight of the funniest Googled sex questions answered

Here at Bed SoS we spend alot of time thinking about how to provide a perfect nights sleep in a luxury bed at the lowest possible prices, but just for fun, we thought we would find out what else people might have been googling or getting up to in bed.

With all the time that people in the UK have spent in their beds with very little to do this year, it’s no surprise that people’s minds can wander into some… unusual places.

But when you have questions about sex, it can be embarrasing asking a friend. So it seems many people turn to Google for answers about bedroom matters.

We recently took a look through some of the funniest and most unusual sex questions Google was asked by Brits during 2020, from alternative uses for sperm to getting pregant outside the bedroom.

We had a go at answering some of the best. Take a look below. 

Q. Why do I sneeze after intercourse? 

Dr. Mahmood Bhutta, an ENT surgeon working in the UK National Health Service, and a Research Fellow at the University of Oxford, said

“It certainly seems odd, but I think this reflex demonstrates evolutionary relics in the wiring of a part of the nervous system called the autonomic nervous system. 

“This is the part beyond our control, and which controls things like our heart rate and the amount of light let in by our pupils. Sometimes the signals in this system get crossed, and I think this may be why some people sneeze when they think about sex.” 

Q. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?  

  1. While most pregnancies tend to occur in the bedroom, shockingly getting pregnant from a toilet seat is possible, however it is highly unlikely. Colin Thompson, health educator for Peer Health Exchange, said: “Unless the sperm on the seat is recent, this is highly unlikely. Just like us on a cold winter’s day, sperm will hate being in on a cold toilet seat and will soon die or lose their mobility. The likelihood of sperm being able to swim from the seat to the uterus is also extremely low.”

Q. Can I get pregnant in the hot tub without intercourse? 

  1. We imagine this is inspired by the Glee storyline from years back, however, no, you can’t. 

Q. Where can I sell used underwear?  

  1. It seems there are some that buy other people’s underwear as a way to spice up things in bed. We’re not too sure on the platforms for such activity, but apparently people sell their intimates as a side hustle and bring in a load of cash each month! 

Q. What music can make you pregnant?  

  1. Although music might help set the mood in the bedrrom, no song can get you pregnant.  

Q. Is sperm good for acne? 

  1. Although many people believe this to be true, the risks associated with a semen facial far outweigh the benefits, especially when there are so many regular facials and face masks available at the spa/ beauty counter. Perhaps let’s leave skincare out of the bedroom.

Q. Why is my girlfriend on Tinder? 

  1. Well, this is awkward… 

And finally, we’ll leave you with these, the answer to all of which is – no, not recommended.

Whatever queries you might have about sex, a good bed is always a great place to start. If you’re looking for a new bed that is perfect for doing the deed, our super king size beds provide all the space you need! 

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